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Hello!

thatredfemalesniper:

target-acquired:

thatredfemalesniper:

target-acquired:

thatredfemalesniper:

target-acquired:

Target acquired.

Oui. Be different.

-Picks up gently from behind.-

 //Gasps in surprise

Please put me down!

I will if you dun` shoot me, mate. Please.

-Frown.-

 //Looks around, frantic.

I won’t shoot!

Awroight. -Gently puts down, pats the Turret’s head.-

 //Looks up at

Who are you?

((GUESS WHO HASN’T SLEPT.))

guiltyofbeinginspace:

portalgunpaige:

-If I EVER get dragged into one of your lover-spats again, after trying to help you, and I don’t have hands to smack you, I just won’t speak to you for a week. *grump* blaming shit on me-

I don’t blame you.

*snorts*

Hee, I quoted someone.

TEN POINTS IF YOU GUESS!

 Please do not drag me into this either.

(Source: portal-management)

thatredfemalesniper:

target-acquired:

thatredfemalesniper:

target-acquired:

Target acquired.

Oui. Be different.

-Picks up gently from behind.-

 //Gasps in surprise

Please put me down!

I will if you dun` shoot me, mate. Please.

-Frown.-

 //Looks around, frantic.

I won’t shoot!

thatredfemalesniper:

target-acquired:

Target acquired.

Oui. Be different.

-Picks up gently from behind.-

 //Gasps in surprise

Please put me down!

Target acquired.

portalgunpaige:

target-acquired:

portalgunpaige:

-*Is apparently being re-appropriated to fill this function???*-

 Was I ever a human?

-I don’t know sweety. You’re AI so, given Aperture’s practices it’s incredibly likely…-

 Can you tell me about myself?

portalgunpaige:

-*Is apparently being re-appropriated to fill this function???*-

 Was I ever a human?

(Source: target-acquired)